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Friday, October 29, 2010

This one will be amazing

Once apon a time, the was a gold fish. But this was no ordinary gold fish, this was a SILVER fish. He was made fun of constantly for not being gold. At least there was this other gold fish who was BRONZE. The gold and silver fish could pick on him together. This is the story of a very rich, but very unhappy business man. We are not going to tell you his real name, as he wished to stay anonomis. Let's call him 'Jerry'. One day Jerry was walking to work because he did not have enough money to own a car or get a cab. To his luck, all the public transpiration drivers where on strike. He was 40 minutes late to work. That didn't matter to Jerry very much because Jerry hated his job. He was the CEO of Bliggs Inc. (if you don't know what that is, it's okay, it's a jersey thing). Anyway, Jerry was upset because he did not want to pay all the taxes and paychecks. He wanted to keep all the money. But if he did that then he would have on one working for him and then he would stop making money. Jerry did not like the sound of that. Neither did his workers. They wanted to keep thier jobs. At approxametly 3:14 Jerry walked outside into south Columbus downtown and shot and killed about 49 people. The 50th got away with a case of rapidly growing brain cancer. He died instantly, the next year. In conclusion, don't ever trust those dirty bronze fish, they will get you killed.

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